she used to give you free 5-hour energy drinks at the counter in exchange for not pooping at the frozen food aisles. >> bubbaloo was not fat, she was husky. slow news day. he was hoping that the 4th of july story would be a stevo firecracker story. instead it's this [ bleep ]. i would say mine was puncy brucester and she had the hope of an enormous rack. >> did i already talk to you, phil? your first crush was barbiturates. >> yes, barbie. i just start answering now. i don't wait for the inflection. >> not a question. >> my first crush was debby herring. at the end where she goes ♪ the tied is high >> something weird happened. >> you wet yourself. >> yeah. >> that's never changed. >> my crush was farrah fawcett. >> i was going to say, i had that poster up in my room for -- yeah, that was the best. >> she -- >> come on. come on. >> before she was in "charlie's angels" she played a nurse in a comedy sitcom and she would show up in different places and i think she was dating lee majors. >> yes. >> then lee majors dumped her for heather thomas, is that right? >> yeah. >> in "fall guy." >>